Women Drivers

By Jonathan Weaver

They say that you can tell who was driving the car by the location of the damage. If the damage is in the front of the car, then the guy didn’t stop fast enough. On the other hand, if the damage is in the back of the car, then the woman wasn’t driving fast enough.

Of course, using this theory, the man will always receive the ticket and insurance premium increase, while the women honestly believe that it wasn’t their fault. Ask any insurance agent, and they’ll tell you that women have lower insurance rates because they statistically are better drivers. What they fail to notice, however, is that the men get the tickets while the women are the ones driving slower or more erratically than the traffic around them – causing an accident.

While I’m sure that my wife will STRONGLY disagree with me, I’m going to let you use your own judgment on who the better drivers are and simply point out that there is only one woman driver on the NASCAR circuit.

I’ll admit that my Moving Violations Report looks worse than hers, but that doesn’t mean that she’s a better driver, just that she’s been cited with fewer traffic violations than I have.

Following are a handful of pictures of predicaments allegedly perpetrated by women drivers.

Enjoy,

Jonathan